This is an INTERACTIVE horrifying houseguest blog. Just when you thought it was safe to tell tumblr about your not-so-farfetched paranoias...
I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

Send in your memes / messages / questions to your favorite night-time creeper. I am, afterall, your biggest fan. And if you ask me "All this time?" I will say, "Always."

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When I think about you: ALWAYS.

When I think about you: ALWAYS.



Go on, grab the meme we made. What could happen? A 40k hit list for me! ;DD

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(Submitted by writer-on-the-roof)

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fortheloveofsharpies-deactivate whispered, "Dude, not cool. I don't care if you're stalking me but PLEASE stop scaring my cat!"

It’s not my fault your cat is such a… scaredy cat! Dun dun chh~~

I’ll be here all night.


posted 2 years ago with 6 notes
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Anonymous whispered, "HEY, LOOK, YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER PARANOID ANON. What's your favorite fear to exploit? Arachniphobia, fear of heights, fear of water, anything but fear of the dark."

There are several! Anablephobia, Autophobia, Bogyphobia, Maniaphobia, Optophobia, and of course Pantophobia.



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thedoodiemaster asked: Have you watched the Human Centipede? Was it creepy and sick to you? Or could you have done something much scarier than that?

thedoodiemaster asked: Have you watched the Human Centipede? Was it creepy and sick to you? Or could you have done something much scarier than that?